princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

Wow, anything that Anyone says or types right now sounds unreasonably bitchy and rude. This is probably because I’m in a bad mood but I’ve never notice this before which is kinda cool.

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this